zeldathemes
i closed my mouth and spoke to you
im ej and im a huge asshole. more about me over there -->
Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

angrylolita:

basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

yeah, stay gold too, horse man…………………………whatever that means…………….

You light a fire inside of me that would make even the sun envious.

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

coffeedirt:

The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick

coffeedirt:

The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

permguerrero:

memes are people too 

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton